So Brit Brit and her bestie Will.I.Am have made a new club track that will give you nightmares. This track is seriously a hard case of BORING with a side of BLAH.
Britney is allegedly featured on this song, but trying to find her voice within the layers of production is like trying to find a cheese grit in an British restaurant, which is exactly where Brit Brit thinks she is because she puts on a hammy cockney accent for half of her contribution to the song, which doesn’t even sound like her.
Will.I.Am’s whole album is promising to be a huge dosage of boring, but this song will probably be a smash club hit, but in the kind of club where gay dudes are sexing each other in booths. Radio will PASS thanks.