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Because the world is still letting Justin Bieber play dress up as a popstar despite the fact it...</description><link>http://la-deli.org/post/44667698196</link><guid>http://la-deli.org/post/44667698196</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:50:49 +0000</pubDate><category>O2 Arena</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Tardy for the Party</category></item><item><title>The Queen has the shits.</title><description>IMAGE: The Queen of the shits, Kate Winslet.
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Jennifer Garner&amp;#8217;s custom made Gucci dress for the 2013 Academy Awards handed each and every...</description><link>http://la-deli.org/post/44018222804</link><guid>http://la-deli.org/post/44018222804</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:52:35 +0000</pubDate><category>Amy Adams</category><category>Jennifer Garner</category><category>Oscars Fashion</category><category>Academy Awards</category><category>Red Carpet Fashion</category><category>Most Popular Dress</category></item><item><title>AND NOW: A Picture of Catherine Zeta Jones molesting an Olsen</title><description>Phone wallpaper, for all!
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Professional destroyer of souls David Guetta has revealed to the BBC that he is quitting his...</description><link>http://la-deli.org/post/43906383228</link><guid>http://la-deli.org/post/43906383228</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 18:02:00 +0000</pubDate><category>David Guetta</category><category>Titanium</category><category>Bad Music</category></item><item><title>Britney Spears' managers don't know who they are any more.</title><description>Britney Spears&amp;#8217;s managers may be on the verge of a breakdown after it has come to the...</description><link>http://la-deli.org/post/43674021268</link><guid>http://la-deli.org/post/43674021268</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:46:53 +0000</pubDate><category>Britney Spears</category><category>Twitter</category><category>Manager</category><category>Hannah Spears</category></item><item><title>British men don't want to do it with a biscuit or a pony.</title><description>

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Kelly Brook has joined a long line of celebrities suffering from an extremely dangerous condition...</description><link>http://la-deli.org/post/43581666089</link><guid>http://la-deli.org/post/43581666089</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:47:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Kelly Brook</category><category>Katie Price</category><category>Celebrities</category><category>Gossip</category><category>Celeb Gossip</category><category>Cat fight</category></item><item><title>Incase you didn't get the message already</title><description>Here is a promotional image from Beyonce&amp;#8217;s upcoming tour.
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